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Posted on 1st Oct at 2:00 PM, with 27,742 notes
roachpatrol:

digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.

WOW YES


Functional fashin?

roachpatrol:

digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.

WOW YES

Functional fashin?

Posted on 1st Oct at 1:54 PM, with 1,997 notes

fuckyeah1990s:

Ben Savage Wants You To Eat Breakfast 

Look, every morning I’m going to post this video, like I want everyone to eat breakfast. “Do yaself a favor, you gotta eat breakfast”

Posted on 1st Oct at 1:53 PM, with 253,892 notes

cassbones:

take-liberties:

gohelloflo:

This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

"I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS

Posted on 1st Oct at 1:51 PM, with 12,390 notes
breaks into your room: ITS ALMOST OCTOBER
rips open blinds: SMELL THE PUMPKINS
pulls you out of bed: LOOK AT THE LEAVES
leans in really close:
feel the spoopy
Posted on 28th Sep at 9:23 PM, with 765,347 notes
pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

Posted on 28th Sep at 9:22 PM, with 179,158 notes

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

Posted on 28th Sep at 9:10 PM, with 398,714 notes

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

image

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

Posted on 28th Sep at 8:54 PM, with 142 notes

mall-goths:

steal her look:

Perry Ellis flat bed sheet in taupe ($25)

MAC eye shadow in motif ($16)

Ruby Lane embroidered nightgown ($96)

omg hahah

Posted on 28th Sep at 8:51 PM, with 4,732 notes
dennys:

French Fry in Hedge of Denny’s Parking Lot (2014)

dennys:

French Fry in Hedge of Denny’s Parking Lot (2014)

Posted on 28th Sep at 8:50 PM, with 12,566 notes
unexplained-events:

It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.
Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them. 

unexplained-events:

It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.

Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them. 

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